Being born a Kardashian-Jenner basically means you skip straight to the VIP zone. We’re talking private jets, custom, horribly expensive playhouses, and birthday parties that look like full theme parks. North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm, Mason, Penelope, Reign, Dream, Stormi, Aire, and True are more than just cousins; they’re a tiny force to be reckoned with—a real miniature luxury empire. Kim swears they’re “extremely normal under the circumstances.” Sure, but the circumstances just happen to involve $150 million planes and personal chefs.
Custom “playhouses”
For regular people, playhouses are supposed to be cute little sheds in the yard. But Kourtney Kardashian built her kids a full-blown guest-cottage-style playhouse: no screens, lots of books, musical instruments, cozy furniture, and a calm, minimal design. Scott Disick helped with the build, and the budget reportedly floated around $100,000—for a playhouse with no bathroom.
Kim’s house has an entire fake town called “Lil Hidden Hills”, a kid-sized outdoor Main Street with a Starbucks, a ’50s diner, a beauty salon, a fire station, and even a Lego-style tower with slides. Meanwhile, Stormi Webster and True Thompson each have their own white cottage-style playhouses with real windows, air conditioning, and porch lights.
They do not fly commercial, ever
Coach? Please. When the Kardashian kids travel, they board family jets like most people get on a bus. Kim Kardashian’s custom Gulfstream G650ER—”Kim Air”—reportedly cost around $150 million with upgrades. She even themed the plane interior for North’s “Camp North” birthday trip.
Kylie Jenner’s jet, “Kylie Air,” also cost tens of millions, and she’s been known to post Stormi happily snacking onboard. Cousins like True Thompson tag along for cousins-only flights with matching pajamas and fancy snacks. The most relatable moment? When they got roasted online for taking a 17-minute jet ride.
Ridiculously expensive birthday parties
Most kids get pizza and a bouncy castle—but not these kids. Chicago West’s “Alice in Wonderland” party had actors in full costume, while Penelope and North had a life-sized Candy Land theme. And, of course, there’s StormiWorld—Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s over-the-top mini amusement park.
The couple reportedly spent around $100,000 on Stormi’s second birthday alone. That’s not a party—that’s a theme park permit waiting to happen.
They’re being set up as future CEOs
In the Kardashian family, branding starts before birth. Everyone’s name is a business. The family has already filed trademarks for their kids’ names covering toys, skin care, and clothing lines—basically reserving a corporate future.
If this family knows one thing, it’s how to secure the bag early. Little True or Stormi could easily launch a baby skincare line by kindergarten.
Their vacations are next-level
The Kardashian kids don’t just vacation—they relocate to paradise. Sure, they hit Disneyland, but they also swim in the Bahamas, chill in Portofino, and ski in Park City or Lake Tahoe.
Kim shares Bahamas beach pics of her kids building sandcastles while Khloé posts True’s mermaid life. On random weekends, they’ll “escape” to Santa Barbara and lounge under umbrellas at the Rosewood Miramar like it’s a quick grocery run.
Their toy collections are not normal
Kim once gave fans a tour of her kids’ playroom—it looked like a children’s museum with mini grocery setups, a working cash register, art supplies, and music stations. Kanye described their house as both an art installation and a playroom.
Their garage? A lineup of mini luxury cars: tiny Mercedes, Lamborghinis, Power Wheels, and even a mini John Deere tractor “for balance.” Some of those toy cars reportedly cost thousands each.
They have a personal chef
The Kardashians’ go-to, Chef Khristianne Uy (Chef K), cooks for the entire clan—family dinners, themed parties, and kids’ snacks. She tailors every plate: Kourtney’s kids get gluten-free, Khloé loves chicken breast, Kim avoids cilantro, Kendall skips spice, and Kylie gets her favorite soups.
For birthdays like Chicago West’s Hello Kitty-themed party or Penelope’s 10th, Chef K creates extravagant buffets that could rival five-star hotel spreads.
They get private screenings of big movies
Waiting for a release date? Not in this family. Kim once threw a private PAW Patrol screening for the cousins, complete with themed merch bags. Then she did it again for Minions: The Rise of Gru, with Minion cake, custom foosball, and roller disco dancers.
Penelope Disick even had a backyard “Rise of Gru” slumber party, projecting the film outdoors like a kid-sized drive-in theater. The Kardashians may have invented the concept of “premiere from home.”
