Even if one can pull off the spandex look, it doesn’t make them a superhero. And while humanity is fighting over who is better – Capitan America or Iron Man – we thank Gods of Olympus that the guys listed below are not the only watchdogs of order out there.
Arm Fall Off Boy (DC comics)
This guy got his superpowers by allegedly holding onto the Element 152 for too long. This resulted in him being able to detach his limbs and use them as weapons. So, if you ever get into trouble, Arm Fall Off Boy will lend you a helping hand… literally.
Dogwelder (DC comics)
What can I say, this is one messed up superhero. You know what he does? He welds dead dogs to bad guys’ faces. I don’t know what makes it a superpower but all I know is that Dogwelder is a member of the crime fighting squad Section 8, he never speaks and never takes his welding mask off.
Bouncing Boy (DC comics)
Bouncing Boy was introduced to the crowd in 1961. There’s nothing freaky about this one (what a bummer). A guy named Chuck drank some experimental formula by mistake and now he has the power to inflate like a balloon and bounce around.
Danny The Street (DC comics)
This one is actually quite an awesome character. Danny the Street is appearing in the Doom Patrol comic series and he is (you won’t believe it) an actual living street. He is able to integrate himself into any object on the street in any city in the world, like a grocery store, street lamp or mail box. He communicates through the street signs, manhole covers and broken glass. Isn’t that cool?