It’s not a secret that any relationship, or even the first date, gotta start somewhere. And this starting point is usually a pick up line. Even if you have a good one, pick up lines rarely work the way we want them to. If you are lucky and the person you are delivering those lines happen to have a good sense of humor, a pick up line can be a great way to break the ice, and can actually help you score a date. But usually, most pick up lines are so awkward and inappropriate that they make everything worse and simply take you from “unnoticed” to “not a chance”.
To help you avoid any misfortunes with your potential date, we decided to compile a list of the most terrible, eye-rolling, and cringe worthy pick up lines that have ever been used.
Scroll down to see them all and make sure you never use them in real life.
1. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
2. “I’m with the FBI, female body inspectors”
3. “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”
4. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”
5. “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”
6. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
7. “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
8. “I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”
9. “Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”
10. “Are those things real?”
11. “This chocolate bar isn’t the only thing that’s king-sized”
12. “I’m secretly Batman”
13. “You’re hotter than my sister”
14. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.”
15. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
16. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
17. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
18. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
19. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute”
20. “I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.”