Christmas trees are getting a bit dull, right? Pretty much everyone can agree on that. They’re just green cones with all sorts of worthless stuff put in them. Stuff that, as soon as Christmas is over, you just put in a box for another year or so. No one ever wants to admit how horrible their Christmas decorations are.
So the internet in all its glory has found the perfect solution to get rid of your Christmas decoration shame: pineapples! Yes, I can see how it doesn’t make much sense at first. I’ll admit I was a bit skeptical too. But bear with me: it’s good. They’re not regular pineapples. They’re festive! Festive pineapples! What’s not to love about that?
I’ll admit I still don’t quite see the link between Christmas and pineapples, but I guess it was about time we did something radical to spice up this otherwise boring holiday. I’m not quite sure how you’d collect all your presents underneath your festival pineapple, but we’ll figure it out. We always do. We’ve come this far, we can’t give up now. Let’s make Pineapple Christmas happen, because everyone deserves a special holiday.