Oh man this article got me riled up! It combines some of the things I find most frustrating about the world! Rude people? Check. Flights and small chairs? Check. People with no respect for your personal space? Check.
But there’s also dogs and monkeys. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
Either way — this kind of behavior on a plane is absolutely unacceptable and there is an Instagram account to prove it!
Look, as a tall person I know, first hand, the pain that comes with cramped airline seats. Unless you have an aisle seat, there’s never enough legroom. But why can’t you just be like the rest of us mortals and suffer for a couple of hours? Why do you have to do something this ridiculous?!
Oh MAN do I hate people who litter. The world is not a trash can! I know it’s somebody’s job to clean the floors regularly, but how selfish and stupid and uncultured do you have to be to eat pistachios on a form of public transport and then just drop the shells on the floor?! If it was up to me I’d make them clean it with their own hands. No brooms!
I mean, I’m a fan of cold pizza so I can’t relate to this on a personal level. Even more so, I’ve been on a plane, I know (for a fact!) that those tiny little lightbulbs are not nearly hot enough to heat a slice of pizza. That’s not a microwave, dude! Can you imagine what would happen to your body if each lightbulb actually was a microwave?
Keep Your Hair Over THERE
This one boggles my mind as well. Now, obviously, it’s rude to just flip your hair over your chair and keep it over there, but to be fair – doesn’t she care that the person behind her will glare at the hair and then dare to just cut it all off? (I apologize for all the rhymes. I got carried away). No but really, wouldn’t you be scared somebody is just going to cut your hair off?!