I’m not somebody who has a sweet tooth, but when I see pie — I want pie. I’m only human. Besides, what I love about pies is that they can be both a savory main course and a sweet dessert! Pies are the ultimate food (if you really think about it, maybe even better than pizza). But here’s what you don’t think about often — pies can look amazing! Especially if they’re made by this astoundingly talented pie-maker!
Here are 13 pies that will absolutely blow your mind!
Freddie Mercury
You gotta bake it at 300 degrees, that’s why they call it Mr. Fahrenheit. You’ll find it traveling into my mouth at the speed of light. This baker is gonna make a super tasty pie out of you! Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good pie… I’m having a ball!
Prince
Even though I like Freddie Mercury more than I like Prince, I like this pie more than I like the one with Freddie Mercury. I like that it not only has the beautiful picture of Prince on it, but it also has a signature Purple tint that everyone associates with Prince. Honestly, event hough this pie looks amazing (and probably tastes amazing), I’d be too scared to cut into it and ruin how beautiful it looks.
David Bowie
If there is a trinity of musicians that I am really sad are gone, Bowie has to round up the list after Freddie and Prince. I find it unusual that the baker chose to go with Bowie from the movie Labyrinth instead of Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie or Heroes-era Bowie, but who am I to complain? I love David Bowie, and I love pie!
Bowser
I’ve seen a lot of Mario-themed cakes and a lot of Mario-themed cookies, but I’ve never seen a Mario-themed pie that looks as good as this Bowser pie!
Stan Lee
Even though I think this pie looks amazing, I can’t help but feel sad that Stan Lee is gone. How many more superhero ideas did he have in him? How many more amazing Marvel movie cameos could he have stared in? There’s a whole new cycle of MCU movies, and he’ll be nowhere to be found.
But at least you can learn how to make this amazing pie for you and your comic-book nerd friends.
Paris
This baker has many pies with skylines of various famous cities, but this Paris skyline pie is my absolute favorite. What I find to be somewhat unusual is that this is a sweet pie. Something tells me that a true Parisian pie would be savory. A little bit of “jambon” and a little bit of “fromage”. Honestly, if you’re going to make a Paris Pie, it has to be one that will go well with some red wine.
Rocketman (Elton John)
Finally! A musician on a pie who is still alive! And what a perfect encapsulation of Elton John, too!
Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover)
The die-hard Star Wars fans will be annoyed that the baker went with Donald Glover’s depiction of Lando Calrissian, but I am here for IT!
Pi Day Pie
Pie day of 2019 has come and gone, and I can’t believe I forgot to eat pie on that day. What’s more, if I knew that a pie like this existed somewhere in the world, I would have done anything I needed to make sure that that was the exact pie that I was having on Pi Day.
Scrabble
How great would it be if you could play a game of Scrabble and then just eat the whole thing? I like the attention to detail with this pie, since the baker chose to have pie flavors as words!
Adventure Time
Adventure time, come on and grab your forks, we’re going to eat pie! Jake the Dog and Fin the Human, the fun will never end! Adventure Pie!
Jack Skellington
OMG, can you imagine a pumpkin and cinnamon pie that’s Nightmare Before Christmas themed?! How perfect would this combination be? You can have it for Halloween! you can have it for Christmas! Honestly, show me a pie like that at any point during the year and I will gladly take a bite!
Tormund
We’ve had cool pies, we’ve had beautiful pies, we’ve had pies that were very clever (the Scrabble one), but I think this Tormund pie is the best one.